Elon Musk got a call from his portfolio manager and the manager said "I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want first?"

Musk said "Let's get the bad news over with first"

So the manager sends him a link.

 

Musk is quiet for a long time. Then he takes a deep breath and asks, "What's the good news?"

The manager sends him another link...

 ... and says "You could have invested in DJT."

For those who insist on having jokes explained. From Reuters (who have absolutely owned this story) and from CNBC.