Conductor, when you receive a fare,
Punch in the presence of the passenjare!
A blue trip slip for an eight-cent fare,
A buff trip slip for a six-cent fare,
A pink trip slip for a three-cent fare,
Punch in the presence of the passenjare!
CHORUS
Punch, brothers! punch with care!
Punch in the presence of the passenjare!
If you don't recognize these lines, you should probably go here before going any further. If you do catch the reference, be warned. Some news stories are like Sam's jingle and unfortunately this is one of them:
"Pat Sajak: Should Public Employees Always Be Allowed To Vote?"
